I consider myself a pretty smart baby. Here are some things I've learned in life.
1. What goes up must come down, and what goes down Mom picks up (or Beamer eats up).
2. Two things in life are certain: bath time and nite nite.
3. Nobody likes their hair pulled. Not Mom, not Dad, and not Beamer. I will continue the experiment to see if it yields different results.
4. Never feed a baby chili.
5. Just because something is food and tastes all right to you, it doesn't mean you should eat it (i.e dog food). Mom flipped about that one.
6. A smile will get you a lot of what you want in life.
7. How Mom and Dad are able to drink from a straw is one of life's greatest mysteries.
8. No pain; no gain (i.e. TEETH!)
9. The quickest way to get around is to hold your arms up, kick out your legs and scream. Guaranteed someone will pick you up! One exception to that is riding in the car, in that case, nothing will work!
10. I've got TONS more learning to do about this world!
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